Disposable Hero: Archive

My New Mask

I posted pictures of my old mask about a month ago. Here’s the current mask I’m using…

Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: I would not have permitted you to harm my companions.

Dec 23rd

Anonymous asked: Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.

Dec 23rd

I just read an article. About science. And...

Feelin’ smart.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because...

Dec 22nd

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NAKED MARK STUART

Cabbie: Is there such a thing as getting too many girls?
Shawn Thornton: No, there's never too many, I suppose. There can never be too many. For the single guys. For Mark Stuart and David Krejci, those are the only two single guys we have. So they actually get all the tap-ins from our wives, too. They all want to set them up with their friends.
Cabbie: So, just like, hot tub parties every night.
Shawn: Every night, at the Thornton residence. Mark Stuart. Naked.

Dec 20th

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@KrejcisMoxie @ithrowmilkcrates

Well-played. Thanks, sugar.

Dec 18th

How many of the Bruins Toys For Tots toys are...

Get it? Because he’s young?

Dec 18th

Playing a game called "Drink the Beer." I'm...

Dec 18th

At Hurricane O'Reilly's. Find me and win a free...

Cuz I’m bored.

Dec 18th

Going to the Bruins game tonight.

SKELETOR UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!! (Be sure to check out www.twitter.com/TimmySaves)

Dec 18th

the problem with having mostly female followers on...

You chicks need to chill and listen to more Matt Nathanson. Matty boy is my homie.

Dec 18th

Gym

It’s been a while. This whole getting in shape business sucks ass.

Dec 17th

@ithrowmilkcrates

Yes. Yes they are.

Dec 17th

kylekinane: #unfairlymalignedfilmcharacters? Really? Anybody do anything cool tonight or did you all just sit around congratulating yourselves alone? I got drunk… that counts right?

Dec 17th

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Anonymous asked: Right on, man. You must have been quite a sight with all the hair sticking out wildly.

I dunno how you guys do it. I caught a puck in the helmet the other night when I was just sitting on the bench and it scared the shit out of me.

Dec 17th

@bruinsftw

You took me seriously before? Aww shucks.

Dec 17th

For Anon: My Old Mask

Front view. Please ignore how the mask makes my beard look like a creepy pedo-stache. The old mask was nicknamed “Old Glory” for the USA sticker on the top. It was - at one point - completely intact, but numerous pucks to the dome took pieces of it away. So it ended with that Francis Scott Key tattered look to it. More visible in this pic is the shamrock sticker (and the chips)...

Dec 17th

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Anonymous asked: background is awesome. how about pic of you in your gear?

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

Everytime you say "real women have curves," I want... →

sillytwigg: fearknot: lambmark:thunderheist | sheresists | nicolettemason Real women are tall. Real women are short. They’re wide. Gaunt. Their bones can stick out of their collarbones, or be disguised by curves or fat. There are real women with breasts and real women with flat chests. There are real women who have had to have their breasts or ovaries removed, and not having those doesn’t...

Dec 17th

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Subban left his feet. That's not a "good hockey...

Dec 17th

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I'm gonna take a shot for every time Chara fucks...

Dec 17th

Dec 16th

Also...

…if you think Chara should go be suspended go watch a non-contact sport like baseball* and don’t let hockey’s aggressiveness tarnish your delicate sensibilities… … sissy. *PS. I love baseball.

Dec 16th

My take on the Bruins/Sabres post-game scrum.

I’m a huge homer, but none of this has anything to do with Ryan Miller. If you enter the crease, you’re fair game. Plain and simple. Chara took offense (geez, it’d be nice if he decided to show emotion before the game was over) to the (not cheap) shot from Miller and gave him a nudge after the play. For Miller and Chara it ended there and that should’ve been the end of...

Dec 16th

Shawn Thornton is a "big fan" of Steve Kampfer

Dec 16th

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